Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Star Wars according to Walter

Walter has never seen Star Wars. But he is something of an expert.

On the force:
"The force is like a bell, which you can hear, but cannot see. And when it rings it calls you to war. To star war."

On alternate plotlines:
Referring to his action figures, "Han and Rey joined the dark side."
Sean: "It's been a disappointing day for the Resistance."

On the best way to simulate heroes being frozen in carbonite:
Raid freezer for ice packs.