Saturday, April 30, 2016

Star Wars according to Walter

Walter has never seen Star Wars. But he is something of an expert.

On the force:
"The force is like a bell, which you can hear, but cannot see. And when it rings it calls you to war. To star war."

On alternate plotlines:
Referring to his action figures, "Han and Rey joined the dark side."
Sean: "It's been a disappointing day for the Resistance."

On the best way to simulate heroes being frozen in carbonite:
Raid freezer for ice packs.

Sunday, April 17, 2016


Usually, when I wake up in the morning after a good night's sleep, I'm so happy I a little bit shiver. - Walter