Walter has never seen Star Wars. But he is something of an expert.
On the force:
"The force is like a bell, which you can hear, but cannot see. And when it rings it calls you to war. To star war."
On alternate plotlines:
Referring to his action figures, "Han and Rey joined the dark side."
Sean: "It's been a disappointing day for the Resistance."
On the best way to simulate heroes being frozen in carbonite:
Raid freezer for ice packs.